Divorce after 35 years - Very nice story

Divorce after 35 years !! - Very nice story

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'

How Properly Advice

One of the kindergarten students asked his teen ager cousin to help him in writing essay on the subject “The Poor Family”. 

His cousin, son of a billionaire, wrote the essay like this: 

Cleaned By/With Cold Water - Joke

A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in a thin filmy substance. 

Life's Golden Rule

These are beautiful 18 rules for life everyone should follow.
1. Pursue Achievable Goals
2. Keep Genuine Smiles 
3. Share with Others 

Facts You May Not Know

1. Money isn’t made out of paper. it is made out of cotton. 

2. The 57 on a Heinz ketchup bottle represents the variety of pickles the Company once had. 

3. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. 

Interview - Soft Humor

JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY. One of the best interviews.

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Mistake - Humor

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new style…………………
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If a DRIVERmakes a mistake, it’s an accident…………………
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